You all know the lyrics from that well-known MC Hammer song, “U Can’t Touch This,” and if you don’t, then do one of two things for me; One - go on YouTube and find MC Hammer and listen to that song, "U Can’t Touch This," before you read the rest of my ramblings, or you can leave and never return because MC Hammer is a part of a little thing called ‘pop culture.’ Get with the programme, people!
I’m going to assume that everyone still here is either a fan of pop culture or have gone to educate themselves, so I’ll continue with the nonsense. It’s hard to enforce that though, isn’t it? You could be sitting there and go, “Yeah, whatever. Guy’s full of himself. I’m going to read without his approval. What’s the worst he can do to me?” That’s a good point. I really can’t stop you. You people have all the power, or as George Costanza from "Seinfeld" says, 'all the hand'. If someone asks, 'What’s "Seinfeld?"', I’m going to open up the biggest can of rectal kickass the world has ever seen.
Anyway, I was talking about MC Hammer and his famous song lyrics, “U Can’t Touch This”. What the heck can’t you touch? Is he referring to his junk? His crown jewels? Maybe his ‘chum bucket’? Fans of "SpongeBob Squarepants" will be horrified I have used a reference to their favourite cartoon in a sexual manner, but I am the Weasel and I’m not pulling any punches, folks! In any case, I was wondering what this guy was referring to. The lyrics of the song as a whole might provide a clue, but I don’t really care that much. But he does refer to school being out? Maybe you can’t touch his education? Can’t touch his school? Or maybe you can’t touch him in school, which would make a certain amount of sense seeing as that type of ‘touching’ is taboo in schools, isn’t it?
Alright, enough with that. I was at work the other day, as you do to make money. This place hasn’t made much money yet. We’re working on that, but yeah, I was at work, at a place of employment doing things you would expect people to do in a workplace, and I saw a sign that read ‘semi yellow hard’, and my rather crass imagination, which is always, erm, ‘hard’ at work was wondering if this sign could’ve been worded just a little better. It was a sign on a cheese display in a supermarket and obviously was referring to hard yellow cheese, but still, I can’t be the only one who has seen this sign and had a chuckle to themselves. I certainly hope those yellow things are semi hard and not full hard, because then we would have a problem, mister! I really don’t want to be talking about semi yellow hard things, because then it’s going to get awkward and then Duckman will have to edit this so it can actually go online, and he knows I’m bad enough as it is with crass material without getting encouragement from the cheese display at work!
Ah well, I think that will do it for this encounter with my mind. As always, you know how to reach us. Your comments are always welcome and I love reading responses. I’m still working on putting a new story out. Hopefully that will be done by the time this gets released. Keep cool and be excellent to each other. Another reference to pop culture. I’m not going to say where it’s from this time around. Figure it out, people! Serenity now! My sandwich! Say, that’s a nice bike! Autobots, roll out!
Peace out, my people.