Firstly, let’s talk about his positive points. The first and best positive is the fact that he’s called Gargamel! That is like the most awesome name. I was saying it repeatedly today and thinking that would be the best name for a metal band. “WE ARE GARGAMEL!” That band would be totally brutal. But it works in so many different situations. Just saying that name to the good guys should make them drop their load instantly. I apologize if any of you are actually eating at the present time, but the truth is there… Well, in the pudding, so to speak. Gargamel would make an awesome demon name. You head to heaven and confront the archangel Michael and his badass buddies like Gabriel, Nathaniel and, well you get the gist. Anyway, you confront these badass angels and declare yourself, “BEHOLD, I AM GARGAMEL AND I HAVE COME TO RIP YOUR DIGNITY THROUGH YOUR ASS!” The angels would give you the keys to the kingdom and ask for mercy through tears. Yeah, I’m sure that’s what would happen.
Second, and less important is the fact that this dude has his own castle. He has a kickass name and a castle. It’s unfortunate that he doesn’t have minions. A dude with a name like his should have minions. He could’ve devised strategies and marched an army on that Smurf kingdom and destroyed it. The fact that some old midget in red pants was outsmarting him is laughable. If he had friends I’m sure they laughed at him, and at the fact that it looked like he hadn’t been with a lady in a long, long time. But he has a castle. Birds dig a dude with his own castle, right?
That is really the only good things about Gargamel. It seems to me that he needs to get his shite together, to put it plainly. The cat seems to have more brains and looks better than him. He’s got holes in his shoes, so whatever he’s doing for a job doesn’t really look like it’s working. But on the other hand, he has his own castle and at no point in the show’s history is he thrown out. But there could be an argument for the case that hunting the Smurfs is his job. I hope this isn’t the case because he’s not going to get a pay check on that for quite a long time. He really sucks at that.
I think he needs to ditch the Smurf-hunting. If you suck at a task, quit and do something else. He could find a guitarist, a drummer and a bass player and form a band. A metal band. That might be the way to go, I think. Let me know what you reckon. I’ve put some thought into this, as you can tell.
Well, that’s the rant over and done with for now. Time to do something else. As always, hope you enjoy the site and all that we do to try and entertain you.